EXT PARIS HOTEL…
Just past midnight, a grainy image captured on a security camera reveals Henri Paul, hotel security officer: He signals towards two men waiting on a scooter... later identified as paparazzi
Around the front of the hotel, other "ratz" (surely) and onlookers wait expectantly; not realising that around the back of the hotel a conspiracy is underway; Henri has been paid to tip someone off.
Million-franc shot with killer headlines:
"PRINCESS AND PLAYBOY RUN RITZ RATZ"
But the photo-first does not go to plan… and the headline becomes somewhat different.
The photograph of the backs of two heads do not make scandalous viewing, nor the shot of a bodyguard… and smiling accomplice “Henri”.
EXT PARIS STREET… the Ratz pursue the Mercedes.
Driver Henri is not affected by a couple of drinks. But then… his master in back is screaming faster! and the two Ratz (who will pay handsomely) are screaming slower!
Henri should follow his master’s command… Only there's dollar signs in his eyes. (Henri did have those “unexplained” moneys in bank accounts. And in the 8 months previous 40,000 francs in cash was paid into an account on five separate occasions.)
INTERIOR PONT D’ALMA TUNNEL… way past midnight.
Henri can’t go faster... Henri can’t go slower. Either will upset his paymasters. So what does Henri do?
He swerves to let the Ratz on the scooters overtake the car.
But what’s that ahead… too late.
Actually, not really... one Ratz gets that million-franc shot... it captures the dying moments of a people's princess.
THE END… ?
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