The fishmonger of Deptford: Bob "The Fish" Cummings

 

Amid the bustle of Deptford Market, where myriad languages from diverse ethnic groups fill the air, a legend stands with a name that commands the utmost respect – Bob "The Fish" . Welcome to the world of Bob, where fish reign supreme. And he remains the undisputed king of fish. TheBigRetort

 

The Rise of Bob Fish

Bob "The Fish" Cummings is a character whose presence leaves an indelible mark. Much like the iconic mafia patriarchs of cinematic fame. "Don" Cummings' journey began decades ago. It's a fishy tale rich with stories told and untold. 

Bob's path to local fame commenced at the now-shuttered fishmonger's, formerly located at 47 & 49 Deptford High Street. Unperturbed by the shop's closure, Bob embarked on a new venture, setting up his stall in the heart of the bustling market on the High Street. Just turn right onto the Hgh Street when you have exited the station.

To listen to Bob recount his daily escapades forms a ceaseless banter that could rival any stand-up comedian. As he regales customers with tales of rising before the break of dawn to secure the freshest catches, his seemingly stern countenance hides a treasure trove of jokes.

"Bob isn't just a stand-up guy; he's a stand-up comedian, a true character who keeps everyone entertained."

Our editor seldom escapes Bob's sharp wit, with his trademark question, "She let you out today, 'as she!?" The "she" in question stands right beside him, ready to give Bob as good as she gets. However, engaging in a quick-draw banter contest with Bob Cummings is an exercise in futility. His wit is usually sharper than his trusty fish knife.

 

The Cummings Clan

Behind the fish... the formidable Cummings clan. A family perhaps not as notorious as any dynasty, but distinguished nonetheless by a south London banter that reflects their deep-rooted camaraderie and devotion to their patriarch. 

While comparisons to cinematic legends are enticing, Bob's story is unique. It's firmly rooted in the fabric of Deptford Market. Where the Cummings' family's indomitable spirit remains a constant. Although the future of the fish-selling empire may be uncertain, "Don" Bob, surrounded by his sons and grandsons, makes offers that many customers simply "don't refuse." 

Yet, it appears that Bob's aspirations for fishy business do not extend to the younger generation. He has already trained his grandsons, but much like Don Corleone's reluctance regarding his son Michael, Bob's sons' balk at the thought of his grandkids becoming entangled in the world of fish. 

In the lively market, there are bound to be Cummings and goings. One grandson has become a chef, while the other is on a five-year journey toward becoming a surgeon, albeit with some reservations about filleting fish. Grandson Alfie worked with Bob then joined the Royal Engineers. He's now studying military geospatial engineering and working towards a batchelor of science.

Deptford Market may not be where the river meets the High Street, but a sea of people consistently find their way to Bob's stall. They come not only for the prices but also for the unbeatable family spirit that permeates every transaction.

In the world of fish, Bob reigns supreme. 

And may he cease to "sleep with the fishes" for many years to come. 

 

 

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