Have we been subjected to the S-factor? With reports in the Daily Mail that Cheryl Cole has been invited back on board X-Factor USA one wonders if the whole thingy was a complete set-up - masterminded by non other than that Svengali of the Tabs Lord Cowall of Hollywood.
One can but wonder how the sheeple out there fall for Simon Cowell's shenanigins.
But my how that angst-ridden look that Cheryl Cole seems to have perfected this week really hacks us off.
Is this the same woman who subjected wannabe hopefuls in Britain to her ‘professional’ judgement on that dreadful show that deserves no further mention? We mean... the X Factor. (Break that one down like this, X-F-Actor, and add the seven missing letters accordingly to the "F".)
There is nothing worse than a young woman, now a multimillionaire, beautiful yes, and spoon-fed success too, collapsing at the first signs of personal failure.
Don’t have her back Simon!